So, this was completed last week and it has taken me forever to get around to posting it. I've decided to call it GOBBLE.
Work has been fairly busy after a few week hiatus. I find the timing of the collective sexual energy in the city super frustrating. I get calls from 9-11am and then again from 3-5pm and then after 12 at night. The morning calls are the hardest, these calls are also just inquiries, which means you should pick them up, its business hours. I try but I can't get them, I can hardly put a sentence together before noon.
Almost all my lovers under 30 have some sort of issue with my body hair. This issue can range from not licking my pussy…ever. Or doing it so grudgingly and being so noncommittal about it, I have to get them to stop because I’m embarrassed for them.
I have had people tell me that it’s a turn off, that they prefer pussy ‘clean’, one even stopped what he was doing and turned to look at me and said, “I have to ask you, but why don’t you shave?”
I focused my gaze on his rather untrimmed bush and asked him the same question. The Idiot responded, “because I’m a boy, I don’t have to.”
Good grief!
Now just to give an idea… for work I have to trim and wax a fair amount of my hair from my nether regions. But I’m not going bald, it takes time, energy, money and well, quite a lot of pain.
Most of my clients don’t have a problem with the amount of hair I have, some even search me out because of it, as bald is fairly sex industry standard and I’m unique. But I think this is all because my clients are above 30 and haven’t been sexually developed through bald pussy porn. I’ve had some clients ask me about it, and some may not have gone down on me due to a fuzzy crotch, but hey that’s just one more orgasm I don’t have to fake.
If my lovers are anti-pussy hair I don’t generally take offense but only if they have have something else going for them. One lover showed me I could squirt. Another lived really close by and had sex furniture. One was the most enthusiastic and creative sadist I’ve ever had the pleasure/pain of experiencing. All of these people had skills that allowed me to side step their preference for ‘youthful’ looking cootch.
Is this what sexual preference is, a little give and take? Part of me expects oral regardless of hair because you know, it’s totally not a huge deal, a little hair in your mouth poor baby! I was spoiled with decent, feminist lovers in university. I’m trying to be sex positive and that understand sexual difference is ok and that its a little silly of me to expect someone to do a sexual action they dislike, for whatever sexist, annoying reason heterosexual boys have for getting out of licking pussy. But really I do expect them to lick it, and do it well and fucking enjoy it when I come all over their faces. Thank god for orally skilled older clients!
And Thank god for Sarah Haskins who probably has the cutest bush ever!
I started writing about goblins last year, as I started to get to know the city better. When I lived in a small community I felt like a fairy, now I feel the city wrap itself around me, choke me with grit, glitter, slime and plastic. Slowely twisting me up into a different shape. And I love it.
Happy endings are for fairy tales and rub and tugs. The rest of us just want a good meal and somewhere warm to sleep.
Its not worker related, or really all that sexy... but its fun to make, so I'm hoping to do one a week... maybe one a month, the second one is in the works, almost finished.
This is fairly bad news for any worker using Criags List for erotic advertising. Currently Craigs List is the most accessible advertising services to workers, its cheap, its super easy and it gives the most control to the individual posting.
Also the prohibitionists have no idea what they are talking about. They want to 'govern' sex workers through CL, as if we can't take care of ourselves, or have been for the last thousands of years.
The interesting (er... patronizing) aspects of law enforcement in relation to sex work is that it appears on the outside that they are doing it for the workers on good. Preventing sex slavery, trafficking or violence. When in reality they are taking away the ways in which workers are able to use resources available to them to protect themselves. The Internet is an extremely good supplementary resource in screening clients, and they want to limit and govern that. The police have a terrible record when it comes to protecting workers.
**as this is fairly old news an update is due when I get my ass in gear.
Sure, it’s a verb… I’m slowly learning to wean myself off of grammatically challenged, free, straight pornography. But, it’s going to be a long up hill journey on a slippery slope. The catalyst for this life altering decision was walking in on my housemate and his not-boyfriend watching kinky bear porn the other day and realized that my world of porn is so limited. I had never watched queer men suck each other off, especially big fuzzy bear men. I was living under a shaved, bleached, silicone rock.
While living in a world of xvid and rtube helps ones alleviate frustrations in a quick point and click, I can’t help but feel that it’s the fast food of the porn industry. Cheap, tasty, but you want to fuck yourself again in about 5 minutes… I mean eat again …
Another turn off about free straight porn is how much of it I see reenacted in the young men around me. Less so in their sexual techniques but in their visual preferences… shaved over natural or trimed, skinny over curvy or fat, ridiculous make-up and hair. Groan…
But all these reservations don’t stop it from being free, and plentiful. Not to mention, I like feeling dirty while I wack off…
Today I was little miss fisher woman, fielding calls all day long, no bites. Well there was one, but I threw him back.
On principle I don't take calls if they won't give me a call back number. No appointment with blocked numbers period. I usually take the calls then ask the client to call me back on another line, where I can see the number. A gentleman today was unwilling to do that, and I didn't have time to filter through the references he dug up for me of past ladies he has worked with. My fault, I forget to tell him the previous day when he had inquired that this was necessary. Also my fault, I should have taken some time to check the references if he went through the trouble of getting them. But I was rushed, he wanted me to buy an entire outfit for a quick 30 minute call, it was -20*C outside, I decided to toss him back and try my luck at hooking another shinier fishy...
